Spring Break 2011

My guide to a totally rockin' Spring Break vacation...

Eat whatever you want! For example, delicious cinnamon roll goodness from Cinnabon.

Stand in the front of a catamaran sailing through the San Francisco Bay with the salt spray in your face and your hair whipped by the freezing wind. 

Admire the view.

Hang out with a couple of photogs who are just a little bit crazy.

Gaze up at something that makes you feel small but inspires you.

Drive the unbelievably steep streets of San Francisco.

Enjoy the sunset at a beach... survive the frigid air with lots of blankets.

Board an "elevator" that you know beforehand is going to plummet to the earth in a serious of drops. (Best to do this in a safe environment, like "Tower of Terror" in the California Adventure park.)

Livin' on the edge... watch Michael Jackson dance in 3D in one of the most horrible space movies ever made. (I saw this one when I was a teenager and it was COOL then...)

Go on a jeep ride and adventure with Indiana Jones (no, this isn't him).  

Try to sneak into an exclusive Disneyland club.

Shoot a lot of things with a toy laser gun. 

Claim your rightful kingdom.... or at least claim you're a princess and try to force those around you to treat you like one (easier said than done).

Laugh.... A LOT.

Take your life in your hands by going on the "It's a Small World" ride with someone who hates it with a passion not usually found at Disneyland. Swear an oath that you will not sing or hum or even say the words of the song once the ride has ended.  

Enjoy the ride, taking full advantage of the scant minutes you have to sing "It's a Small World" over and over and over.....and take a blackmail picture.

Enjoy the luxuries of life.